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FINDING MISS RIGHT -


TAGS: journey to find miss right
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by flint

flint - September 22, 2010, 2:57 pm
no its not and yes her bum is bigger! pity, but there you go.
hootizz - September 22, 2010, 5:10 am
Hey is that Lily Allen in the picture..?? it sort of looks like her, but I think her butt is a bit bigger...
Airman - September 20, 2010, 4:57 pm
yours looks way better than mine..
flint - September 20, 2010, 3:48 pm
This joke has been done before here, some 11 months ago, in a different style & title, by Airman poster ID 73472, as i say i couldn't find it from my searches, so apologizes for that, I wouldn't have posted it, if i had known, but its still a gem...
forseti - September 20, 2010, 2:40 am
love it. 5 ;)
flint - September 19, 2010, 5:13 pm
I searched every tag i could think of for this before posting & found nothing, please give me the reference for this other exact same poster, i would like to see the title or tags it was given.. cheers....
Claire - September 19, 2010, 4:49 pm
We have another poster exactly like this, just with a different photo.
Zook - September 19, 2010, 4:40 pm
I sure this was done not so long ago
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 4:16 pm
I added this to my favorites. Total work of art. I cant say enough about this one. 5L
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 4:13 pm

awesome dude!!!!! well worth the read through. 5L's and more if i could.


AWESOME - No matter what you do, you will never be as awesome as Bat-Vader


TAGS: bat vader friggin awesome eh
Rating: 4.8/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2016, 9:26 pm
Looks like Darth Shredder.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:50 pm
Cracktastic!
falloutghoul - April 17, 2012, 7:12 pm
Naaa Naaa Naaa, Naa Na-Naaa Naa Na-Naaa...


THE RIGHT CHOICE -


TAGS: freedom speech guns rights bill
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Ism

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:48 am
...for however long it takes to maneuver the drone over your head.
mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:48 pm
lol...


MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION -


TAGS: dad daughter dating loaded trigger
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by timmey

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 11:08 am
The sound of a soft pack being mounted... bullet chain being entered into the rifle... top cover closing... *click-click* Nighty night son... my M249 just got off of 5afety
carebear - March 13, 2012, 11:06 am
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:01 am

I prefer my old satin nickel Colt Model 1911, .45ACP. Actioning the slide has such a crisp, authoritative sound, don't you think? But then I do have that 870 with the entry stock on it,, but it never goes with my outfit, and I worry I'll break a nail.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 12:29 pm
(carebear BANNED)
artic - March 10, 2012, 2:50 am
12 Gauge 3" Magnum 385 Grain Power Point Tip Slug. He wont be getting up with one of these to the chest
WellThatSucked - March 1, 2012, 3:39 pm
got a few bullets caught in my shoulder but i did it
carebear - March 1, 2012, 12:30 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - March 1, 2012, 11:28 am
12 Gauge. 3", #4 buck.
carebear - February 29, 2012, 10:55 pm
(carebear BANNED)
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 7:16 pm
challenge accepted


ETYMOLOGY -


TAGS: word origin humor poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Silverheart - July 21, 2017, 7:08 pm

Fun with words! I lol'd
lgvernon - January 30, 2015, 10:56 pm

Smart girl.
rerun - January 30, 2015, 8:01 pm

My visual aids refuses to come to those parties with me.
lgvernon - January 30, 2015, 7:45 pm

Did you read the description text? You'll laugh. I promise!
Oldsod - January 30, 2015, 7:14 pm
That is amazing...5 L-Cups!


TRIGGER DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: trigger discipline gun gunnie
Rating: 4.94/5

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fgd051943 - October 12, 2013, 3:57 pm
Trigger discipline on an unconnected electric weed-eater. That's about as safe as you can get, even if you do slip.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:55 pm
As someone who has worked in the lawn care business; you should always exercise trigger safety with a weed-eater. If you slip up those can slice up your leg pretty bad.


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


MORTICIA ADAMS - The Original Goth Girl ...


TAGS: morticia adams original goth girl
Rating: 4.72/5

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TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:53 pm
Very nice. She is still a dish!
Cyberhagen - September 12, 2011, 2:30 pm
Yeah babee.. cata mia!
Greeny - September 10, 2011, 5:31 am
Two D's in Addams, but 5 anyway - she was the first to stir my senses


SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive


TAGS: swearing learn do right drive
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:55 pm
*$-h-o-t *[email protected] Dang it! My above comment makes me look like a foul-mouthed SOB :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:52 pm
Eddie Murphy said that when you get shot, you automatically say, "mother******!" He said watch those Regan tapes in slow motion, you'll see him mouth that word. Then he wondered if the pope said "mother---" when he got shot. (curious face)
Budog - January 1, 2012, 10:26 pm
Krystal, I think and arrow to the knee would do the trick yikes!
kyrstal - January 1, 2012, 8:21 pm
i used to never swear right like you, then i took an arrow in the knee
mariand - January 1, 2012, 7:36 pm
hahaha...be thankful, that's what it makes them good car drivers
Verdeckt - January 1, 2012, 6:36 pm
It's where my kids learned all their swear words.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 4:19 pm
That's True .


GUNS DON'T MAKE YOU A KILLER - Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.


TAGS: politics truth right to bare arms
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by WTFO

itsatr1p - July 30, 2011, 10:11 pm
uncle sam dousnt want you
itsatr1p - July 30, 2011, 10:10 pm
its t bad this world has idiots like fred - #150050 it will start with guns and eventually we will be caged like dogs and the government will control all aspects of our lives until then enjoy life
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:45 am
some things are more dangerous than others, retard.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:27 pm
Ah the tunnel thing was unintended. Just another guns poster with that line would have been great.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:16 pm
I just one, but I substituded "someone" with "a bitch" for the sake of comedic affect...Shit! I forgot to put tags on again!
Haarakkon - September 19, 2009, 3:15 pm
I'm fairly sure that's what Random meant.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:08 pm
A tunnel? I don't believe in those. I guess I could make an original out of it...okay.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:01 pm
The comment that is.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:00 pm
Make a poster out of that. Now.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 2:57 pm
Guns don't make you a killer, but they can sure speed up the process. It takes hours to choke someone.
reason - September 19, 2009, 2:17 pm
Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, Punk?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 12:18 am
Donkey shine.
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 3:59 pm
well said!
mauser98k - August 18, 2009, 3:57 pm
5 lions
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 11:43 am
agdaniel = bricktop w/o pigs?
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 10:50 pm
I hear hogs do a great job at cleaning up messes like say a nosy Animal Control employee.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:48 pm
Your bats may "fix" a problem... but when you want that "problem" to "go away" you're gonna need mealworms... "trained" ones who won't "talk".
Sean - June 27, 2009, 8:44 pm
As what? Food for your army of darkness, or AS your army of darkness. Cuz if it's the latter, then I think I see your problem right there .... And I may start demanding from you your lunch money.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:21 pm
I've had markedly less success with my mealworms.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 8:13 pm
True enough, I guess, but just the other day an Animal Control dude wanted to know why I seemed to be training all these bats in my garden shed. Asking me stuff like "what are you training them for?" Well let's just say that THAT problem fixed itself.
RONSART - June 27, 2009, 8:09 pm
Being a “GUNS” owner...love gun posters.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:49 pm
I'm all for firearm rights, but only if the death penalty was mandatory for gun deaths across the board... unless in self defense. Eye for an eye is BS, but if you can kill someone, you don't belong here... and we should end that gene pool immediately.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:30 pm
Many people get the point. The problem is they keep giving the cameras and microphones to the idiots who don't get it.
TJ - June 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
FINALLY someone gets the fuckin' point.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:11 pm
Thank you, moo+
mooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2009, 6:44 pm
Nice one 5 lions


I SEE THE LIGHT - The bridge was commissioned by the Vatican. We can see what they had on their minds.


TAGS: is it wrong is it right to stare at the shadows alright
Rating: 4/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:43 pm
I can never forget Margaret Cho's description of the pope. a man in a gorgeous white and gold dress, in a city of 500 men only, surrounded by the finest antiques in the world... who professes not to like gays.


SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE CLOUDS -


TAGS: they disappear day brightens
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:25 am
True true.
lgvernon - March 20, 2012, 10:45 pm

Thanks very much, folks!~
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:52 pm
Oh my goodness... this is great.
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 5:23 pm
Yes! My first Fav'd poster. Nice job. another 5
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:20 pm
very true


SHARIA LAW -


TAGS: womens rights taliban afghanistan
Rating: 4.69/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:43 pm
From the way it looks I think you may want to replace "9th Century" with the word "cancer."
culos - February 13, 2011, 5:27 pm
So Jess, are you missing any body-parts? I mean, since your more of an expert than our resident Middle Eastern dweller....
LibertarianJess - February 13, 2011, 4:05 pm
No they just believe in stoning and public whippings for things like infidility.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 8:32 am
not to be this guy, but actually sharia law says nothing about cutting off noses...this was cause by ignorance rather than law.
steph1 - February 12, 2011, 4:53 am
yep - that's what happens if you are too nosey - at least she won't be brownnosing now...
tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:43 pm
Disturbing. She's a pretty girl. Let me step in line with the other women to finish off her husband.
lasski - February 11, 2011, 6:19 pm
kiss me baby...and don't hold your breath..!!!
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:46 pm
And women here think the have it so rough.
Airman - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
I guess the Taliban doesn't worry about alimony when the wife wants a divorce
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
LMAO!
culos - February 11, 2011, 5:43 pm
Didn't know they already had sammiches back then....
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:41 pm
Epic.
Reality Lord - February 11, 2011, 5:20 pm

omg


determination -


TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.


CELEBRATE DIVERSITY -


TAGS: diversity guns liberals right wing conservatives suck
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
BAM!! Mr. M told you!
motifake - January 26, 2010, 4:09 pm

A misleading statistic which counts suicides
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
Apparently you're about 40 times as likely to get shot if you own a gun than if you don't.
LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 9:16 am
Always best to number those: 1) kill family members, 2) kill self. Wouldn't want to get the order mixed up or you'll never accomplish anything!
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
Handguns - primary uses: suicide and killing other family members.
Oh C'mon - August 1, 2009, 4:51 pm
Where's my Taurus 24/7?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
That wasnt my catch! I caught the stupidity of mind fuck posters.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
He was "representing" knowledge of firearms on the heels of your Rem700 catch. However, he just copied a line fron wiki... so, he's wishing he had real knowledge. Hence, a TTH wannabe.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
still curious what you meant on this 1 aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
huh? who would wannabe me?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
yourmom's comment lifted VERBATIM from Wikipedia - wannabe TTH!!!! (busted)
yourmom - July 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
The P90 During the first few hundred production examples, the magazine release button springs were found to be too light, and as a result, they were replaced. Ruger p90 = POS take my para p-14.45 anyday
canada - July 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
9mm yes, but the my p90 is in .45
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:46 pm
And bags...bags full of milk...and 9mm rounds.
moooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm
No, no...don't listen to "Canada"....all we have is maple syrup.....harmless maple syrup.
canada - June 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
P90!!! canadians can have them 2!
RONSART - January 23, 2009, 9:58 pm
Deltabob...it still counts...you,re still Patriotic!
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
"Patriotic Liberal?" That's like saying "Military Intelligence" or "Logic Du-"...nevermind.


GANDALF - The original Greybeard.




A PROPER EDUCATION - Begins At A Very Early Age




In Refrigerator -


TAGS: refrigerator
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

GaryO - May 23, 2013, 10:51 am
i just get a real kick outta this one...and keep trying to vote. good'n here PaPa
Rudedog - May 6, 2013, 8:00 pm
Now that's funny.


REMEMBER - It takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.


TAGS: remember the trigger finger
Rating: 4.79/5

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tomyironmane - July 31, 2013, 8:43 am
It's 42 to smile, seventy-some to frown... I didn't know it took as many as that to properly pull the trigger on a decent precision rifle. If your rifle has double set triggers, it doesn't even take that many muscles. Just set the trigger and think hard.


WE THE PEOPLE -


TAGS: freedoms rights
Rating: 3.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 11:56 pm
I'm guessing thi5 ain't Canada, lol.
spacedog - June 16, 2012, 9:19 pm
Dang RL, this is amsome.


INTELLIGENCE -


TAGS: the left and right
Rating: 4.9/5

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Feasibly - June 10, 2011, 8:47 pm
Excellent!


CHILDREN - You will guide them. You will teach them right from wrong. Try not to screw it up.


TAGS: children trust guide right wrong
Rating: 4.44/5

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Reality Lord - October 21, 2011, 5:49 pm

better that than a chainsaw....ask three fingers McCabe
GySgt1811a - October 20, 2011, 11:35 am
"...and still, they'll stick their fingers in the fan."


DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!




BLIND HUMOR -


TAGS: original joke by airman theone
Rating: 4.56/5

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steph1 - February 24, 2011, 2:44 am
bravo - it must be a bitch though to find a free spot for handicap parking - especially on busy weekends
rerun - February 24, 2011, 12:35 am

i like this


ASH THE STAMPEDE - When cosplaying goes horribly wrong!




THE JOY OF YOUTH -


TAGS: refrigerator light
Rating: 4.72/5

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mariand - October 7, 2011, 4:38 am
oh yeah...it's like has been yesterday


AMY -


TAGS: 2 wongs dont make a right
Rating: 4.33/5

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PhxDebbie - June 22, 2010, 9:15 am
LOL Being half Asian I have to send this to my mother
deadraisin - June 21, 2010, 7:23 am
5L for super funny caption.
rerun - June 20, 2010, 12:33 pm

all Asian women have it
agdaniele - June 20, 2010, 11:28 am
I think it'd be more of a bamboo flute, gong, lamb skin drum, tin cowbell or coconut maracas.
Bartimaeus - June 20, 2010, 8:39 am
Inbred? Like banjo playing?
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 11:10 pm
She's the goods!


THE RIGHT TOOL - when you need to have an argument definately settled




FIELD OF DREAMS -




NEW WORLD ORDER -


TAGS: pension lost make right
Rating: 4.78/5

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spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:08 pm
you can never go wrong with a shotgun it would have been better if they were side by side and not one on top of the other but 5L anyway
lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 3:28 pm

These are gorgeous, RL!~


WOMEN - Have been fighting for equal rights for centuries ...


TAGS: women equal rights fighting centuries
Rating: 4.09/5

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Valymar - April 18, 2012, 2:55 am
YES! :D
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:08 pm
by far the funniest demotivational poster yet! LOLOLOL 100L


2ND AMENDMENT -


TAGS: gun rights control
Rating: 3.39/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 12, 2010, 5:01 am
Welcome to Texas, where you get a free pistol with every bottle of Jack.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:46 pm
In to what? Girls? You bet I am.
weker - April 1, 2009, 2:22 pm
fuck no she's a tramp btw if your into that stuff then I hope your aids hurts
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:20 pm
And this is what weker would see if he ever went to Oklahoma and asked a real live girl to dance.


VASH VS. LUPIN - There can be only one!


TAGS: anime manga vash the stampede lupin 3rd iii trigun
Rating: 2.17/5

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Shrake12 - August 29, 2009, 7:14 pm
Well, Lupin's the one with the gun under Vash's chin. Case closed.
... - August 3, 2009, 5:58 pm
I hate to say it.... But this is not a contest. Master Thief vs Humanoid Typhoon, Great Escape Artist vs The First human Act of God?


MY EYES ARE UP HERE... -


TAGS: some opinions are right out there
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

sniperslayer95 - November 28, 2011, 6:17 am
Truth
rerun - September 29, 2011, 7:43 pm

I have never heard that one, nice
mariand - September 29, 2011, 12:03 pm
well said


PHYSICS -


TAGS: physics you re right you will never use this
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by JDHalfrack

thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:50 pm
One. There is a user on here, DrEvo82 or something... My evolution teacher a few semesters ago had used the nick Dr. Evo to sign his emails. I asked him if he was the same. (They're not. LoL)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 30, 2010, 11:48 pm
Have yu told your professors that you're an internet diva?
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:46 pm
I will be taking college physics I and II and I am terrible at math. :( ...And I have already had to use Planck's constant. LoL
pzykosiz - May 30, 2010, 11:23 pm
can you explain what the hell you would use planck's law for?
JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 11:14 pm
Take notes. Show work. Draw pictures. Physics can seem hard, but really, it's very procedural (unless you’re taking an advanced Physics class in college). If you really pay attention to the way your teacher/professor does the steps, you will succeed.
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:02 pm
@ JD: YOU TEACH PHYSICS?!? I gotta take that... got any pointers?
JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 10:30 pm
Well, I'll admit this may be more funny to me than to some others only because I teach Physics. I get asked probably 50 times a year "When will we ever need this?" and I always have to have some good reasons ready. In reality, most of them never will...
Bakstabr - May 30, 2010, 12:46 pm
Sorry ag. Im pretty good at falling flat with trying to make a joke hehe. I was hoping it would have been seen as an odd place to use stuff like physics, maybe using that to project the proper angle to have some fun at a party hehe.
Anonymous2 - May 30, 2010, 7:42 am
Yeah, you'll never need physics, unless you want to be in design or construction. Menial labor FTW!
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:47 pm
Not here. Try to get into the spirit of the fact that everyone is here to laugh and have fun. Please and thank you.
Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:36 pm
Its always fun to ruin something with facts.....Or wait...was that ruin it with logic.....oh well.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:18 pm
Using fact to sandbag good humor? How very anatomically tell-tale.
Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:14 pm
Actually you would be surprised at what u use. I found a weird al song funnier because i knew the different nerves and organs he was talking about from anatomy hehe
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:12 pm
Nice one.


MARRIGE - We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.


TAGS: marrige shop 50cal
Rating: 4/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 22, 2010, 9:53 am
He had to hock the A to keep up with her bills.
50cal - November 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
You are right Iceman. I caught it after it already got approved...
ICEMAN - November 20, 2010, 7:47 pm
Is that anything like 'marriage'?


EVOLUTION -


TAGS: life time woman human nature origin ape redhead sexy cleavage cat celeb actress breast
Rating: 3.96/5

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Ra Metla - October 27, 2009, 2:02 am
I'm Sorry...Could Someone Read t. Caption To Me...it's hard...to concentrate...one handed...


164 PERCENT - It's how much you gotta give


TAGS: you got pi right there
Rating: 1.46/5

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MO - July 31, 2009, 12:22 am
Not good, not anything....0ish


ONE CHANCE -


TAGS: brave army pull the trigger
Rating: 4.63/5

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Zetmonk - February 22, 2012, 9:38 am
Just saw this a second time today, and I like it even more.


SEGA AND NINTENDO WOULDN'T BE HAPPY OF THIS -




SPIRITUAL STRENGTH -


TAGS: civil rights uncivil whites religion
Rating: 3.97/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:43 am
But he did help with the win. Were the people acting like douchenozzles not professing Christianity, the victory of the oppressed would have never come. DARE you to try that in an Islamic country.
Sean - November 23, 2010, 12:53 pm
Hey Grey ... that's four weapons. *snickers* Spam!
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2010, 8:36 am
I's sorry. It would be more appropriate to say that it showed the power of peaceful disobediance against authoritarian tyranny. Also used successfully by Gandhi against the British. Christ had nothing to do with the civil rights abuses.
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 10:54 pm
p.s. 5L..."Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear.. Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 10:49 pm
spoke to him how? he picked up a brick and hurled it at you?
MrSignificant - November 22, 2010, 10:29 pm
Oh wow dude thats very well put my friend says it kinda spoke to him
Sean - November 22, 2010, 6:32 pm
See what I mean? I am an atheist and I can't even type out that message once correctly: "resitence"?!
Sean - November 22, 2010, 6:25 pm
resitence. I mean just look at how infuriating this pic is. How do you not pick up a rock or a brick, etc.? End of sermon.
Sean - November 22, 2010, 6:25 pm
Truth be told, I can't imagine the victory of the civil rights movement without the role played by religious organizations. They gave people an incredible amount of strength and patience, which amounted to the ability to stay on message: non-violent ...
MrSignificant - November 22, 2010, 6:07 pm
heh...awesome 5L.
Reality Lord - November 22, 2010, 6:07 pm

awesome...again.


RUSSIA INVADES -


TAGS: sarah palin was right dammit
Rating: 4.89/5

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LikeNoneOther - July 11, 2011, 11:07 am
btw tht actually reads "yatsssid iivddes" xD
Reality Lord - July 8, 2011, 11:41 pm

and yo hester....nice meeting you. lets hope the next time is on better terms right.
Reality Lord - July 8, 2011, 11:40 pm

its funny because alaska is right beside all of this and if you think sarah palin will put up with russians walking all over her snow...well...we'll just see about that. God bless America.
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:13 pm
Its funny because The Canuckians will smother the Ruskies in gravy & cheese curd. 5 servings of poutine.
gufbal - July 8, 2011, 11:09 pm
its funny cause candians will kick the crap out of the russians, and then recycle the sub in detroit to get more beer money.
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:27 pm
ha ha ha it's funny cause canada sucks


BOREDOM -


TAGS: annoying right calendar cat bored
Rating: 4.2/5

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HabsGuy - January 30, 2013, 11:38 am
EPIC!!!....lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:00 pm
Good lord, what if I had been lazy? Lol!


NSW VS QLD - Q. What does Red Sox vs Yankees, Broncos vs Raiders and Chicago vs Green Bay all have in common? A. State of origin puts them all to shame


TAGS: state origin football rivalry sport
Rating: 4.63/5

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house - June 15, 2011, 4:41 pm
5L caveman - origin, what a spectacle


CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS -




ITS A NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year right thing motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.87/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 2:25 pm
Ohhh, THIRTEEN loops! thanks for the reminder Ron!


ARMED SOCCER MOM - They will not play possum They will not compromise the safety of their child


TAGS: gun control girl right
Rating: 3.33/5
[email protected] - November 18, 2009, 11:30 am
Again no name, they'd legalise weed if it weren't 4 the hippies advocating it. She'll probably end-up shooting another soccer-mom over a parking space at the amll.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 10:48 pm
this poster is retarded (is that a better end?)
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 10:42 pm
I was worried about that being the last comment... thanks!
Produceman117 - November 16, 2009, 10:37 pm
So here I am looking at the latest comments, and without looking down to see Sean's previous comment, I see Aggy saying "I like it... I like it a lot!" Then I clicked on the poster. Then I was confused. Then I read Sean's. Then I LOLd.
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 10:33 pm
I like it.... I like it a lot!
Sean - November 16, 2009, 10:31 pm
Hey, let's have a website where you can vote on the goddam advertisements. Humor is too hard to do anyways.
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 10:17 pm
More importantly, why is it above 2L?
Sean - November 16, 2009, 10:16 pm
How the hell is this a demotivational poster? I'm not anti-gun, but why is this on this site?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 9:21 pm
Nothing to do with this then: http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/55164


WOMEN'S RIGHTS - "We're here to help"


TAGS: hooters girls sex women s rights funny
Rating: 2.94/5

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Frank Smith - September 2, 2009, 7:02 am
OMFG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!


GAME OVER INSURGENTS! - SFC. "game face" UTTERBACH is coming, and HELL is coming With HIM!!


TAGS: geek squad army national guard 32nd brigade red arrow
Rating: 2.93/5

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414anonymouse - September 25, 2009, 9:41 am
Yes i was being funny, he's part of our geek squad. Yes he was that fat obese when I took the photo but he's trimmed down a lot since then.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:40 pm
Ugh, to think I was once a Senior Scout for the 32nd. (1-128th actually)
unowho - June 9, 2009, 2:17 pm
its the vest he is wearing has front back and side plates plus the mag pouches on the front makes it look like he is fat. adds like 4 inches all around you, the shirt he is wearing actually fits tight to body. wisconsin NG I do believe...
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 5:57 am
It's actually an optical illusion - the guy is in full gear with bulky uniform on - look closely - he's not nearly as fat as the first glance makes you think he is. But yeah, pretty funny on first look
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:39 pm
I think that if SFC Utterbach ever sees this, SGT Yeo is going to be the NCOIC of Tedious Tasks and Duties for the remainder of his tour.
moooooooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:04 pm
I laughed as well. But I think the guy posting these is trying to be serious. I could be wrong.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Maybe it's just the Guinness, but this is a solid laugh.


PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!


TAGS: ps3 funny awesome right sucks paperweight doorstop
Rating: 2.2/5

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LD0ne - May 6, 2010, 1:39 pm
i'm actually starting to like mine.. god of war 3 and heavy rain were awesome
Jaybroni - October 24, 2009, 1:47 pm
It's also a space heater.
El Dirtio - October 22, 2009, 1:29 pm
So many great fucking games coming out I got a stiffy.
Eathanskies - October 21, 2009, 4:56 am
fanboys still exist? instead of bickering like a child, you could get both consoles and win win
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:31 pm
Yeah right, I'll be playing my PS3 while your X-box is in for repairs.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 5:15 pm
really mods? reallylllylyy?


ORIGINAL GANGSTER SKATERS - You know you are old school if this was your first board


TAGS: original gangster skater first board
Rating: 4.78/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:02 am
1960, San Diego! The second one wasn't rectangular, and had an old, used rink skate pounded flat for it's wheels, rather than sidewalk skates.
Iconoclast - June 12, 2011, 6:11 pm
Old school? No, just old. And we survived without helmets or knee pads or elbow pads.


AMERICAN GUN CONTROL - The Ability To Hit The Target Multiple Times Whether It Is Human Or Not


TAGS: control gun rights death shooting
Rating: 4.65/5

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steve1961 - December 16, 2012, 12:05 am
LOL Trust me, there are some things better to not know...
Pj3r - December 15, 2012, 10:35 am
Wouldn't a Twinkie firing gun be useless in a couple of weeks? I'd go for Skittles, or M&M's. Maybe a Mars bar. Also, who is Pengen?
steve1961 - December 15, 2012, 2:19 am
Don't feel bad...I ridicule people even without typos. Have you met Pengen? btw Well done on the explanation...but I would have said it fired Twinkies ;)
Pj3r - December 14, 2012, 4:52 pm
It's a plain Desert Eagle with a surprise candle to make it more special in a way that only a fine gun can. Also, it's a typo, for which you tried to ridicule me by pointing it out to me in sincere honesty.
steve1961 - December 14, 2012, 12:00 pm
Wth is a "Dessert" Eagle?
Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 3:41 am
For those "YAAY AMERICA WOOOOOO!!" fellers, this would have been so much better with a Government model 1911 instead of an IMI Dessert Eagle...


I HAVE AN IDEA : LET'S PULL THE PLUG AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS -


TAGS: ideas lamp light action bright
Rating: 4.55/5

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carebear - March 13, 2012, 8:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)


RIGHT AND WRONG - There's doing it wrong, there's doing it right, and then there's doing it in a way that is freakin' awesome




MOMMY, LOOK!!! - I made you a wiener dog out of those funny little cotton things you keep in the bathroom! Isn't it great? Mommy? Why is your face turning red?


TAGS: sooner or later that little guys coat is going to turn bright red wiener dog assignment october first
Rating: 3.31/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 8:13 pm
well, one of them did
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:03 pm

some
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:03 pm

well, they were different, but they did make sone good Motifakes
GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 8:01 pm
and the Psychosis begins...
Sean - October 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Beautiful. *sniff*


UGGS -


TAGS: ugg uggs originality fail
Rating: 1.67/5

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Informator - September 14, 2009, 3:26 am
these are insanely unattractive.. .__.
Pabbicus - August 21, 2009, 5:25 pm
I have a pair of pants that look just like the bottom, only not ripped. They happen to be my favorite pair, too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2009, 4:16 pm
Slutluks.
BriaHere - July 16, 2009, 4:09 pm
I bloody hate Uggs, they are hideous.
T-Mac - May 21, 2009, 1:23 am
In my ROTC unit we had a nickname for anyone who wore uggs. It was DC. The politically correct term would have been "dumb chick."
-unknown- - March 10, 2009, 1:05 am
*gasp* one of them has black uggs!


ORIGINALITY - If you steal from one source, it's plagiarism. If you steal from several, it's research.


TAGS: superhero infringement original plagiarism
Rating: 1.55/5

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BrokenEye - July 1, 2010, 8:54 pm
Male superheros should not be allowed to include portions of Wonder Woman's costume in theirs. It's just to disturbing.
The Medic Droid - May 12, 2009, 1:17 am
It also appears all those who enjoy Motifakes, that he is also sporting some flashy Cyclopes eyewear. I could be wrong but 99.9% of the time I am not. Prost Cheers and all that business.
psychohistorian - December 23, 2008, 5:51 am
wolverine's claws and ears Cap's shield Doom's cape Wonder woman's lower half
Agamemnon218 - September 1, 2008, 10:14 pm
Well, it looks like he's Wonder Woman from the waist down, but what good does THAT do me???
Roamer - August 8, 2008, 6:46 pm
OMFG PLAGIARISM


BILLY CORGAN - Original Angster


TAGS: billy corgan original angster
Rating: 1.91/5

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PixieStickNinja - January 22, 2010, 1:14 am
More like Billy Corgan: Original GIANT DUESCHEBAG


ROADS -




SCOTT NORWOOD - His political stance is wide right




CONUNDRUM -


TAGS: mime forest probably not all that original
Rating: 3.33/5

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Zed - November 7, 2009, 9:48 pm
Just listen for the quiet zones.
Haarakkon - November 7, 2009, 9:47 pm
I went big game hunting in the mime forest, but it was kinda tough to stalk.
agdaniele - November 7, 2009, 1:06 am
Heh heh... Sean hates the french.


AM I GOING TO CATCH HELL? - What do you think?


TAGS: couch time coming right up
Rating: 3.19/5

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spacedog - December 11, 2009, 6:18 pm
LMAO! Nope. You're good to go. Let's move that couch and love seat into the middle and hop over them with the quad you've got in the kitchen. 5Ls.
CANADA - December 11, 2009, 6:04 pm
I know a guy who did that when he was moving out


PIZZA BREAKFAST - "If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"


TAGS: pizza breakfast wrong right
Rating: 4.29/5

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beastmaster - August 1, 2012, 7:41 pm
I agree! ;)
CloudchaserS - July 30, 2012, 8:19 am
Damn straight! If I'm hungry and it's food, I eat it!


THATS JUST WRONG - But in the proper circumstances It could be "Oh, so right"


TAGS: wrong right
Rating: 4.7/5

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monstrolegume - June 2, 2011, 3:59 pm
Oh mama!
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2011, 1:23 am
If she were a furry, she'd probably be a ferret.


MIT -




GOD IS WATCHING - AND SHE'S GOT A GUN!


TAGS: melancholy of haruhi suzimiya sos brigade anime manga haruism haruisms
Rating: 2.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:10 am
*trigger....also, Anime is gay.
Jacob - May 23, 2010, 12:07 am
WHAT THE FU- *Haruhi pulls the trigeer...we all die*
lovely.angie - December 26, 2009, 3:48 am
this is so true
Warghl - July 31, 2009, 10:08 am
I love you.


FIRE FIGHTING - Screw this!! FIX BYONETS!




LEGAL AND ILLEGAL -


TAGS: legal illegal right wrong
Rating: 4.93/5

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Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 5:52 am
But everything to do with the difference between ninth grade and graduation.
Nagard - January 26, 2011, 4:44 am
Simple and true! Awesome!
Cloudchaser - January 25, 2011, 11:32 pm
Also voting 5L because this is so freakin' true! I've long thought that a saying I came up with is "Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's right"
Donkasaurus - January 25, 2011, 5:27 pm
"What's wrong is that all I ever see are posters from Airman, Culos, and this stupid Cubbybear jerk while all my posters get rejected! You're all biased! WAH WAH WAH WAH" (See Forum lol) 5L Air, 99% of your posters make me chuckle.


BACK TO THE FUTURE - Deja View.


TAGS: ideas used original none cubby
Rating: 4.9/5

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Derek - January 17, 2011, 10:49 pm
Deja viewed all right - at VeryDemotivational.
Anonymous2 - January 17, 2011, 8:45 pm
Great scott! That's heavy...
Cubbybear - January 16, 2011, 11:50 pm
One word...Robots. They are coming
Woodywood03a - January 16, 2011, 11:04 pm
Really.... wtf is going on here?


RIGHTS -




FATHER AND SON MOMENT #1 - "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."


TAGS: father son marrige
Rating: 4.13/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 8, 2010, 4:49 pm
Ba Dum Dum Chhh 5 midlife crisises
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 4:44 pm
Nicely done.


THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.




THE ORIGINAL HUNGER GAMES - ... or maybe it was capitalism...


TAGS: the original hunger games capitalism
Rating: 3.86/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:24 pm
(carebear BANNED)


THAT’S RIGHT -


TAGS: that s right veterans special
Rating: 3.68/5

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asdf - September 7, 2009, 5:32 pm
Motifakes use to be better
... - August 16, 2009, 10:04 pm
Oh Yeah! Me, my dad, and my grandpa. yep, total agreement with!
KDP3 - August 16, 2009, 2:20 am
Damn right they should have special treatment.


PARIS FIRE BRIGADE - Using the French Army to fight fires because we don't use them to fight wars


TAGS: paris fire brigade
Rating: 3.55/5

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falloutghoul - February 20, 2012, 7:48 pm
Know wonder why they always get fucked over. Where's Napoleon when they need him?


MR. RIGHT - has shown himself clearly


TAGS: mr right clear hairy love guy
Rating: 3.29/5

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pzykosiz - August 18, 2011, 12:05 am
i think you need a better hobby
Sean - August 17, 2011, 7:44 pm
Guuuuiiillltyyyyy. But in my defence, it helped me stay on my diet. BeeTeeDoubleYew ... I call it "bearscaping."
rerun - August 17, 2011, 7:32 pm

I shudder just looking at this, gotta wonder who helped him carve that out


NOW THAT'S JUST SAD... - When you're so ugly that you have to get your date liquored up before you can even try to lose your virginity.


TAGS: some poor timmy is sitting at home right now wishing he had a watermelon
Rating: 3.13/5

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CANADA - November 27, 2009, 4:49 pm
you cant boil it. the alcohol boils before the water
[email protected] - November 27, 2009, 12:01 pm
won't that burn off the alcohol
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 12:11 am
Heh heh. Warp isn't so warped.
Warp - October 12, 2009, 12:05 am
Get the juice from the watermelon and boil it.


JUST NOT RIGHT... - NOW YOU KNOW WHY ALTER BOYS HAIR IS ALWAYS PARTED DOWN THE MIDDLE


TAGS: alter boys just not right
Rating: 3.08/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:36 am
The perfect picture.
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:47 am
Overdone theme with this pic


Two wrongs don't make a right -




THE LIGHT IS BRIGHTEST - Only When the Shadow is Darkest ...


TAGS: light bright shadow dark
Rating: 4.61/5

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SemperFIrebomb - January 23, 2012, 6:20 am
the light is always brightest right before the train hits.


WAKING -




USA VS EUROPE -




SILLY PHILOSOPHER - Two Rights Don't Make A Wrong. They Make Airplanes!


TAGS: wilbur orville wright salute you
Rating: 4.3/5

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culos - January 3, 2011, 10:25 am
and three wrongs get you jailtime for life!
LordKraven - January 3, 2011, 9:12 am
Two wrongs dont make a right, but three rights makes a left. :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2011, 8:41 am
And the expression is "two wrongs don't make a right"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2011, 8:40 am
oldest joke ever!
Claire - January 3, 2011, 1:43 am
This is just too clever.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:46 pm
indeed and two lifts make cars 4L


DO IT RIGHT - As long as you do something right No one will notice that you did anything at all


TAGS: you won t do anything right
Rating: 4.29/5

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mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:28 pm
right!!!!!


REMEMBER - When playing finders keepers, count how many players are in the game




young american -


TAGS: bowie america rights freedoms hero s
Rating: 4.25/5

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Greybeard - March 28, 2014, 2:27 am
Inspiringly AWE5SOME...!!
chickenlittle - January 9, 2014, 11:42 pm
That is awesome!
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:27 pm
Well…….this is destined for greatness….somewhere beyond Motifake…waaaay beyond
MissPriss - January 9, 2014, 11:38 am
Wow...powerful.


A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY.... -




TAKE TIME TO DO IT RIGHT - If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?


TAGS: time do over right don t
Rating: 4.17/5

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Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:08 pm

first poster...real nice dude!


BUDDHA - Was the original Dude ...




CULOS -


TAGS: culos caught dead to rights he is a class clact
Rating: 4.04/5

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Bartimaeus - January 5, 2010, 7:21 am
Thanks, man. I'm glad you like the tribute.
culos - January 5, 2010, 5:43 am
Thanks for 'outing' me! 5 waxed lions from me!
Bartimaeus - January 4, 2010, 4:52 pm
Right off the top of my head, I can think of three broads...I mean wishes. Butt genies are hard to come by, though. It takes a LOT of trial and error.
R.S.Jake - January 4, 2010, 4:49 pm
I don't know if I'd want 3 "butt" wishes. All having something to do with butts, I A$$ume?
sickartist - January 3, 2010, 8:24 am
Butt genie? 5L for the ROFWTF


Darth eleVader -


TAGS: based on daughter s original idea
Rating: 3.89/5

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MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 12:25 am
Sick puppy here, but, just got a 5L mental image...elevator stuck...someone trying to pry the doors open from the inside...um, hand placement...bahaha! Another good one...see my PM.
Silverheart - December 8, 2014, 6:39 pm

ouch, the pun5


TRUST -




MICROWAVE POPCORN DIRECTIONS - Read and heed!


TAGS: microwave popcorn oil rig directions
Rating: 3.59/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 12, 2012, 12:34 pm
Yes, that's definitely Piper Alpha, I'll know that rig from a mile away, was one hell of a tragedy that
Derek - October 20, 2009, 4:31 pm
Piper Alpha?


LIBERALS -


TAGS: liberals heros superman batman wonder woman conservatives can change and will be welcomed to the righteous side
Rating: 3.31/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 1:07 am
was there a hutch....or a side table?.....I really get off on side tables.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:03 am
*on
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:02 am
she just put n like a two hour tease session with amina
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 12:58 am
Stripping what?......Paint?, Lacquer?...A nice antique armoire?
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:51 am
Heven = Hedonist Heaven
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:50 am
And I'll be on The Heven Channel, stripping. ;)
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:37 am
BTW, see ya in hell. I'll be there striping the flesh from the bones of Timmys.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:36 am
Nice.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:35 am
JK. I have a Catholic friend so I can make these jokes and only get punched in the face half the time.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:34 am
thing of the past." Whew. The blasphemy just flew from from me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:33 am
There's a joke I could make here, but I fear I might go to hell...What are the chances? Here it goes! "I thought NAMBLA was simply a less popular addition to Catholic church. Innovative, because their intentions are in the open, and thus...transfers are a
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:23 am
You mean they're not the same people?? I gotta do some better research. ha
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:17 am
I think you're mistaking liberals for NAMBLA. jk
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:16 am
I dunno, he runs around the city at night in tights with an underage boy in underoos? Sounds pretty liberal to me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:03 am
Batman isn't a liberal! He's a venture capitalist!
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:01 am
I am being super-cereal!
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:01 pm
They have to save us from Man-Bear-Pig!
Gort - August 14, 2009, 2:37 pm
Batman is a Liberal? You really are shotgunning Teh 0ne's Kool-Aid aren't you?
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:00 am
And I almost thought I'd found my side :(
Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 11:07 am
Can we find out which ones are bulletproof? Soon?
mrawesomo - May 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
it's heroes not heros
Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
Liberals + "Heros" = 1
HAHA - April 2, 2009, 9:44 pm
LIBERALS THEY SUPER SUCK.
Hector - March 23, 2009, 12:07 pm
Heroes with two E's. Did I miss the grammar/spelling memo? I know I've missed some.
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:14 am
I enjoy good debate and appreciate your point of view as well. Thanks for being one of the few who don't lash out with "racist" at the drop of the hat. I'm tired of that BS. It seems to be the defense used by Timmys all over the site.
RONSART - January 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Made me lol...and then had to quit sitting around in my underwear while on Motifake...you too, make me laugh sir...even though we,re probably 180 degrees apart...keep up the good fight...your ideas do make me think...thanks!
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:01 am
Yea, I had some inspiration there for a while. What's your opinion of the underwear zing?
RONSART - January 24, 2009, 11:52 pm
Thanks WTFO...just trying to keep up with you Conservatives...lol
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 11:41 pm
Okay, Ron. That was funny as hell. Kudos, bud.
RON - January 24, 2009, 6:33 pm
CUBBY...did,nt you get the memo?...Batman voted for the Dark Democrat...lol
Cubbybear - January 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
The Dark Knight is not a liberal
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:16 pm
Ah the arrogance and naivety of liberals. Thinking they have supernatural powers to "save the world" because they know what's best for mere mortals. The truth is they're not better or smarter than others, they just like to run around in their underwear.
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 4:52 pm
Well that WOULD explain how their enemies always get away...what with the soft approach to crime and all.


Elvis Presley -




"AIR ASSAULT!!" - Either I'm getting "older" or the recruits are getting "YOUNGER!"


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard airassault airborne terrorist afghanistan iraq
Rating: 2.58/5

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Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 12:26 pm
That's a great one, man, and a good strategy...5/5


LIVING LARGE -




TOW TRUCKS - They work on Big Rigs too!!!!




DOWNTOWN -




DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS? -


TAGS: bum look right wrong wife
Rating: 4.67/5

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whocares0 - August 17, 2011, 10:15 pm
JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!
rnbw00 - August 17, 2011, 4:36 pm
Personally, I think it looks excellent.
440wakeup - August 17, 2011, 11:41 am
champagne problems
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2011, 11:38 am
I'm guessing that the closest 440 comes to a "real man" is the male nurse that brings his meds....
440wakeup - August 17, 2011, 11:01 am
A real man turns into the TORPEDO.....run u[p motor-boat it then demand anal-sex. After a few times, she'll stop asking, unless she wants anal-sex. Champagne problems my brother champagne problems.
mariand - August 17, 2011, 9:15 am
I'm in the last phase...everything it's too obvious 5L
Greeny - August 17, 2011, 5:54 am
The 5tages a man must face - Doomed to lie about it, Losing the ability to lie convincingly, No longer being asked because of the obvious...
Verdeckt - August 17, 2011, 12:52 am
I think it's Jerry's face in the background that sells it.


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